Jack Ross

[57vintage]

Hmmm.... I wonder if Ross has been asked yet to "Come in and have a cup of coffee and a chat" ... and wonder if he'll "be so glad that he did"

There’s ample opportunity. After all, “Open seven days a week, they come from near and far”, and he may find himself with quite a bit of time on his hands later this week.

[NaeMairNeeps]

There’s ample opportunity. After all, “Open seven days a week, they come from near and far”, and he may find himself with quite a bit of time on his hands later this week.

Aye, but Ah reckon 'the man tae see' for his next car might be the receptionist at Uber

[57vintage]

“There’s only one United
And that’s a fuucking biscuit”

That never made the cut, like.

[57vintage]

“Oh,it’s started to rain. Wish I’d brought me brolly”.

[Hairdrier]

"You've been tangoed"

[Donanddusted]

"And Charlie got something he likes."

[NaeMairNeeps]

Feed your man on Duncan's Pan,
Soft to eat, Hard to beat.

There's a lesson in there, somewhere, Joots

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lice, Lice,
as big as fkn mice,
in Tanna ... ... err ..

Oh ... fk knows far ...
.. seems they aa fkn left home in disgust 5 mins intae the second half!

[57vintage]

“Are there many of you French fellas in Sheffield?”

[donsdaft]

Gweeence