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Boris is in isolation for a week.
What a surprise, the only surprise being that he didn't try to pull it off before PMQ's
So what can we expect during this week.
Official end of the pandemic (Boris saved us all)
Free beer for all (popular)
War with France (even more popular down south)
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I think he tried but there are reports that Carrie stopped him before he managed it.Originally Posted by donsdaft
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He'll certainly have tried, confident in his ability to make people believe him that he wasn't just running away.
He's off the front pages today though because the english have went all royal again.
He needs a war now, if he can't manage the french it'll have to be the russians.
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Won’t be the Russians, they’re the ones with his donkey pics
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https://www.thenational.scot/news/19...-grid-charges/
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We have a winner in the idiot of the year award
https://newjerseybrief.com/2022/03/1...rectal-cavity/
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“The difference between fetishism and perversion is that fetishism is using a feather, whilst perversion is using the whole chicken” (probably Proust, or Pushkin).
If it was a cock, of course, there’s nothing unusual in that.
As Peter Cook once said when asked by Michael Parkinson, “What was the worst thing about public school?” “Buggery”
And Willy Rushton once opined of taking the messages in by the tradesman’s entrance, “All right once in a while, as long as they don’t make it compulsory”.
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Excuse my ignorance regarding the biological make up of the human body but the article says his bowels were badly damaged due to the chicken scratching.
How far up was the chicken to be interfering with this perverts bowels? I thought they were some distance away from the exit/entry point.
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It's either an old hen or pullet.
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