I know a guy with five dicks, his pants fit like a glove.
Walking round Tesco's yesterday, I seen two people dressed as a bar code. I asked them "are you two an item?"
I know a guy with five dicks, his pants fit like a glove.
Why did David Hasslehoff change his name to The Hoff ? He couldn't stand the hassle.
I threw a biscuit at my neighbour yesterday. He ducked and it missed. Jammy Dodger.
My new girlfriend has exzema. She has a cracking body.
The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga
For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%........
ive got a 60 inch Smart Tv for sale for €100 volumes broken but for that price you can’t turn it down
My new Thai girlfriend tried to reassure me by saying "a tiny ***** should not be a problem in a loving relationship."
But i think I would still prefer if she did not have one..........