AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Tho' Super Kev seems a good bloke
He just cannae claim to be 'woke'
Was he up till dawn?
if not why'd he yawn?
With every phrase that he spoke

[Don Julio]

I thought it was funny that he never said which decisions he didn’t like.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Erratus per Captanus Joluis
costus non unus but tuis
bangerium Insertum
elevatius rectum
non selecto til radjus impruvus

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ach ... fit the Fk .... seasons ower ... time we got the limericks goin again ....

A manager named Stephen Glass,
rarely had the dons fans screamin' "YAAASSS"
so much time on the ball,
but producin' fk all,
til he found himsel oot on his arse.

Jim Goodwin did take the decision,
tae take up the manager's position.
Top six for the takin,
but Jeeziz, fock sake min,
He near took us doon a division!

[NaeMairNeeps]

An' back tae Latin?

Managerius Jimmius Gudwinius
Non improvius onus Macinnius
Strikerus cum Banjus
Coozersus non spankus
et defensores leakus ut seivius.

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a defender called Andy,
One hundred percent a top Dandy.
'Once a Don' it is said,
You're for evermore red.
Even tho ye might sign for 'Ferranti'

[NaeMairNeeps]

In addition tae bumpin' this thread, Ah read back fae page 1 ... what a fkn laugh! ... Ah dinna care that some stuff didna qualify as bona fide limerick ... a lot o' it, correct or nae is jist funny as fvck .... cheers abody for yer efforts ... we aa need a lift right noo ... and Ah'm fairly lifted

... Ah feel Ah need tae hit one mair up tho ... lookin back ...


An ex-poster, the worst of aa his sins,
he referred tae his neighbours as 'the Hamiltons'.
Fitba fans we may be,
but tae a man did agree,
Yer racism stinks, we're nae havin it min.

[StandfreeFM]

I've nae checked on AbMad for a while
Wondered if it's still folk spewing bile
Some threads that did age
But 'Limericks' on first page
Best thread that's on here by a mile

Cheers for bumping Neeps min

[57vintage]

Lim'ricks are governed by meter
Essential as Paul is to Peter
Anapestic preferred
But some here have erred
And totally fuucked up scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc almost as criminal to language scholars as the actions of a wife-beater.

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons signed a boy fae Albania
So exciting it’s like beatlemania
Yiber is noo a Dandy
I hope his legs are nae bandy
It could be as scary as being in Transylvania