Summer 2022 thread!

[RED_JOHN]

Wrong union min. ASLEF is the drivers’ union, and they recently decided that the work/life balance to which caring capitalists and weaselly politicians claim to subscribe - until it’s put to the test - was more important than voluntary Sunday working and overtime. It won them a 5% wage increase. Not the union’s fault that the frachisees fail to employ enough staff to allow the 4-day week that’s a current aspiration. Drivers have difficulty in working from home. Good work, ASLEF.

The RMT’s membership covers most, but not all, other railway workers - ticket office staff, guards, barrier staff, refreshment trolley and buffet wranglers etc, and most importantly, Network Rail staff responsible for signalling, and track and infrastructure safety. If they’re taking action, the trains don’t move. They’re actually not saying they ‘don’t want the job’, as part of the dispute is about the threat to Network Rail jobs, eg on-board staff redundancies, ticket office closures and reduced opening hours - a bit like having no fuucking walk-up cash gate at Pittodrie. These workers are as innocent as you and me for inflation galloping towards 10%, and home energy bills soaring like the sitter Davie Robb missed from six yards oot against Clyde in the 1970 Scottish Cup tie.

Next up: the GMB nae emptying your bucket, NHS staff and teachers saying ‘fuuck it, patronising virtue-signalling applause on a Thursday night helps not a sausage in being able to afford a half-pun of them fae Morrice the Butcher’.

Just a tiny flex of the muscle so far.

Any mention of a new player coming to the Dons? Save me reading utter dribble.

[donsdaft]

We've been through all this before, you know what we end up with.

Maggie Thatcher.

[57vintage]

Any mention of a new player coming to the Dons? Save me reading utter dribble.

You don’t seem to have the same restraint in writing it, unfortunately.

I think you may mean ‘drivel’. It’s odd that you’ve made that error since you’re the fuucking tedious expert (by default, I expect) in spewing it out interminably in these here parts.

[donsdaft]

Waiting for the Ramsey sale.
Five new players to be unveiled on Monday.

Provided they can get up by train.

[RED_JOHN]

You don’t seem to have the same restraint in writing it, unfortunately.

I think you may mean ‘drivel’. It’s odd that you’ve made that error since you’re the fuucking tedious expert (by default, I expect) in spewing it out interminably in these here parts.

It was a actually meant fella….keeping on topic relating to football.

[57vintage]

Waiting for the Ramsey sale.
Five new players to be unveiled on Monday.

Provided they can get up by train.

That’s the worst limerick so far.

[donsdaft]

To Scousers the Dons made a sale.
But the lad tried to get there by rail.
He spent his vacation
Stuck at the Joint Station
Which caused the whole transfer to fail.

[57vintage]

To Scousers the Dons made a sale.
But the lad tried to get there by rail.
He spent his vacation
Stuck at the Joint Station
Which caused the whole transfer to fail.

Applause.

[Donanddusted]

Waiting for the Ramsey sale.
Five new players to be unveiled on Monday.

Provided they can get up by train.

Jim'll fix it for them.

[nice1simmy]

Being reported Ramsay deal is done
£4M up front and £2.5M in add on's later
Thought we'd get more so hopefully not true