Fat and Lazy.

[Psaw]

p.s, prove me wrong.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Im not optimistic over the outcome, having done some teaching, it does suggest that the registration of information, then the application cannot be guaranteed.

It might at least mean that you might stay off the bottom.

What the f@ck happened?

You’re not optimistic?

Stay off the bottom?

I want glory Frank,I want to be the emperor of the Cumbrian Crack prediction comp,I want to bask in the glory of having the highest score ever,I want blackdogblue send me beer and griff to shower me with champagne as I take the top spot on the podium of fame and then you come out with “you’re not optimistic”!

[Psaw]

No im not, when you dont get any payback, in this case near the top, you will quit. You may quit anyway, you may see a coloured balloon go past the window and that will be that.

Concentration will not be a strong point. If you finish in the top three i will sponsor another elephant in the Sheldrick park, if you finish below third i will mock you mercilessly.

[chaincey.ncfc]

WHEN I finish in the top three (and it will happen this year) you can kneel before me and question how I did it as they did with Robert Johnson back in the 20’s when he sold his soul to the devil for guitar greatness,I hope that it’s a nice elephant thst you will sponsor Frank and not one of those bad tempered ones that charge at passing cars

The balloon going past the window remark did make me arf though

[Psaw]

Elephants are sophisticated intelligent beings, if they get upset it will be for a reason. To placate you, i will sponsor TWO baby elephants, that will be 70 quid. You can go on the website and pick them.

My money is safe.

[chaincey.ncfc]

I’ve been on that site Frank and had a nosey around and I’m going to take on your bet and if I lose then you can ridicule me as much as you like but if I win then a donation to the WWF will be acceptable

Whilst I was on there I adopted an orangutan for £5 a month,what’s that £1.25 a week,you can’t even buy a bag of chips for that so good recruiting Frank 🦧

[Psaw]

Well done, by the way any ape is a cousin.