Tip: try learning how metre works.
Tip: try learning how metre works.
There was an auld mannie called JJ
Who made a great deal in his heyday
Bides on the coast
And he does love to boast
That he never need worry bout payday
The weather outside was so bitter
Young Ernie and Joe stole a gritter
They drove to the pub
Then said, here’s the rub,
If we’d gone out to train we’d be fitter.
There was a group of posters called happy clappers
Who all turned into a bunch of flappers
They disappeared of the site
Because they said we were all depressing
But really it was because we are utter shite
There was a poster called naemairneeps
Who really does love the sheep
He likes to write a limerick
Cos he thinks he's a bit of a ticket
His posts read like JJs skits
If JJ were off his tits
Limericks are pish
Thus tgre
Limerick's nae really your thing Aldo?