Yes I know SBT - the pint and the pizza were an aberration - as were the chips and Guiness I enjoyed in an Irish bar in Spain, while watching the bouncing suddenly stopping! Although I feel guilty, I thought both occasions merited such disgraceful behaviour (and sod the consequences).
The good news is that the whisky contained no carbs at all.
Thought this would be about McNujob but he's not missing, he's still outside the superstore waiting for the new dishcloth, sorry shirt, to be delivered.
Lets hope he manages to get Chucky one for Christmas.
c'mon Rod - don't tell us you're missing the Lower Caste?
It could of course be something to do with an injury resulting from having to stop bouncing very very quickly Rod. A kind of whiplash effect.
OR.....
He's holed up in a Peak District cellar with Fat Les and Megson plotting to take over at the Sty again.
Someone has to be there to make the tea.