Guess which World Cup winner was on our plane

[chiswickmart]

I suddenly realised that you only recognised players from the 70's or earlier - it was easy in the end.

Cucumbers are very popular in our house, we go through virtually one a day. How long would one of Corky's monsters last I wonder?

[Scoular1]

Are you sure Soudy/are you really sure.
Did you hear him say Tottingham ?

[Southerndown]

Definitely him Scully, I spoke to him, although didn't go for the selfie that my daughter wanted me to! :/

Interestingly he said he was qualified to speak on behalf of the whole of the football family and has great respect for Portsmouth FC and their fans whereas he considers all Southampton fans as a bunch of no-mark gayboy losers.
Fair comment but a bit harsh I thought

[Corkhead]

I'll keep this brief.

Ground cucumbers grow on the ground outside and not up supports under glass. The skins are tougher and slightly nobbled so best peeled and used only for culinary purposes

I wish you guys were closer as I have a massive overproduction in this department and would welcome fulfilling your daily requirements of cucumbalarium giganta.

Edit: Sometimes also known as bush cucumber which is even more ruder. They make wonderful gherkins.

[Corkhead]

Edited: Feck up.

[Southerndown]

wonderful gherkins

Now there's two words that don't go together!

[Scoular1]

Gherkins...luv em

[Southerndown]

Cucumbers are very popular in our house, we go through virtually one a day

Or two when you've got your decorator in, I would guess.


Corky old bean, those ground cucumbers must be the sort we had in Spain, short nobbly little feckers

[Corkhead]

Gherkins are the lovejuice of the Gods.

[Corkhead]

Cucumbers are very popular in our house, we go through virtually one a day

Or two when you've got your decorator in, I would guess.


Corky old bean, those ground cucumbers must be the sort we had in Spain, short nobbly little feckers[/quote]

I just hope those greasy dago feckers removed the nobbly skins or else Linda Lovelace would have had a problem swallowing them.