I was shocked (!) to discover Boris did not even know his own rules. A work event is not a party even though there are trestles full of booze and cheese.
We were out having dinner last night at the Ocean Palace in Darwen and I instigated a mass questionnaire on Covid.
A few of the diners thought I was off my nut at first but once they got warmed up the responses were fantastic.
Honestly, the inquest was brilliant. The owners are a pair of splendid young Chinese entrepreneurs and they suggested having a regular "Question Time" programme every Wednesday with me hosting it!
In no particular order, the outstanding comments:
"Boris is a lying tw@t".
"Starmer is a useless tw@t".
"Covid, what bloody Covid?"
"They can shove their masks where the sun don't shine".
"175,000 Covid deaths? Yeah right!"
"I'm vaccinated, but I have still had Covid!"
"Over my dead body are they vaccinating my kids".
My favourite: "Why are the Germans, French and Italians still taking extreme measures, is it because they are still in the EU?"