Murder no buying a takeaway oan a Saturday Night

[DannyBhoy]

Lucky i foon some marshalls macaroni

Take away tonight?

[tartanscone1314]

Lucky i foon some marshalls macaroni

Take away tonight?[/quote]



Naw im gonnae make up some egg mayonnaise pieces

[DannyBhoy]

Lucky i foon some marshalls macaroni

Take away tonight?[/quote]



Naw im gonnae make up some egg mayonnaise pieces [/quote]

Did you spend all your sweep winnings last night?

[tartanscone1314]

Lucky i foon some marshalls macaroni

Take away tonight?[/quote]



Naw im gonnae make up some egg mayonnaise pieces [/quote]

Did you spend all your sweep winnings last night?

[/quote]



I spent a good wad and had a large majority confiscated , when ive got a drink in me ive got a loose tounge

[DannyBhoy]

Lucky i foon some marshalls macaroni

Take away tonight?[/quote]



Naw im gonnae make up some egg mayonnaise pieces [/quote]

Did you spend all your sweep winnings last night?

[/quote]



I spent a good wad and had a large majority confiscated , when ive got a drink in me ive got a loose tounge [/quote]

So Mrs Sconemeister is away to Silverburn to buy her thick pals lunch with your winnings?

[tartanscone1314]

She said shes gonnae put it in oor bank account so its safe .

[DannyBhoy]

Aye, so it is going on lunch then. And you, a phucking war hero, a supremely talented sportsman and all round great guy, needs to starve. Who says it's a man's world?



Scone, is she too big?

[tartanscone1314]

I`d certainly bend her over the washing machine , might need tae reinforce the auld Hotpoint first mind you .

[DannyBhoy]

I`d certainly bend her over the washing machine , might need tae reinforce the auld Hotpoint first mind you .

That's all I was looking for.

It might just have to be over the kitchen worktop, just to be on the safe side.

[happytim]

ffs danny where do you get them.