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Thread: Internet ****, are you an addict?

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    re: Internet ****, are you an addict?

    i've never gone over a 55 year old, nothing worse than sagging melons

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    re: Internet ****, are you an addict?

    I know this is a bit off topic , but has anywan ever done a shyte oan a plane ?


    I mean the toilet oan a plane , ive certainly no , and ive never seen or heard of anywan daeing one either .

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    i let one rip over the bermuda triangle once coming back from the us, i've always wondered where it ended up

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    Quote Originally Posted by tartanscone1314
    I know this is a bit off topic , but has anywan ever done a shyte oan a plane ?


    I mean the toilet oan a plane , ive certainly no , and ive never seen or heard of anywan daeing one either .
    Naw, in fact, I held wan in till we landed back in Inchinnan airport.

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    Have you ever noticed when you are in a Spanish Airport daeing a pish the cleaning wimmin just march in and clean aboot you while yer daeing a pish ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tartanscone1314
    Have you ever noticed when you are in a Spanish Airport daeing a pish the cleaning wimmin just march in and clean aboot you while yer daeing a pish ?
    That happens to you because the chaimbermaids have got word back to the cleaning wummin about the all conquering, galloping, 9.3" maggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    Have you ever noticed when you are in a Spanish Airport daeing a pish the cleaning wimmin just march in and clean aboot you while yer daeing a pish ?
    That happens to you because the chaimbermaids have got word back to the cleaning wummin about the all conquering, galloping, 9.3" maggot.[/quote]



    Thats a distinct possibility .

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    re: Internet ****, are you an addict?

    Quote Originally Posted by tartanscone1314
    Have you ever noticed when you are in a Spanish Airport daeing a pish the cleaning wimmin just march in and clean aboot you while yer daeing a pish ?
    That happens to you because the chaimbermaids have got word back to the cleaning wummin about the all conquering, galloping, 9.3" maggot.[/quote]



    Thats a distinct possibility .[/quote]

    I think it's a racing certainty.

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    re: Internet ****, are you an addict?

    Dame Timslayer satisfies all Sir Walter's wants and needs in the bedrooms to he has no need for such diversions as internet ****.

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