Reply With QuoteHeres a novel idea , why dont you just go tae a pub wae karaoke or whatever , as long as theirs loads of clunge , and get yerself a burd .
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these tim on tim dating advice threads are a hoot
rev asking for dating advice and how not to be a tadger, and danny takes on the herculean task with vigour
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Heres a novel idea , why dont you just go tae a pub wae karaoke or whatever , as long as theirs loads of clunge , and get yerself a burd .
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Coz his chat up line will be "do you think Rangers are a new club and why are the refs aw anti Selik?".Originally Posted by tartanscone1314
Heres a novel idea , why dont you just go tae a pub wae karaoke or whatever , as long as theirs loads of clunge , and get yerself a burd .
And then she'll phuck off.
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If rev is anything like his online persona, it's no wonder he cannae get a burd.
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The best advice my Dad ever gave me was to have nothing to do with women.
I stupidly ignored him.
So basically it's all my own fault.
As everything is according to my wife.
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Best bit of burd advice I ever got was my mate telling me to watch Saturday Night Fever before I went on the date, didnae bother with the white suit right enough
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Happytim, Danny boi's patter's typical of yer spotted internet weirdo who only gets close to real ******* when he can be bothered going to porkheid.
A bit of charm, a nice shirt and a clean pair of kegs and you wont go far wrong. If she's not what she says she is, get drunk and shag her anyway.
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Could you not just have answered his question rather than insulting me?
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Could you not just have answered his question rather than insulting me?[/quote]
An absolute belter considering the amount of insults you chuck around on here. I'll tell you what, danni boi, you post your way and I'll post mine. ok dokey
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Just the attempted rape scene?Best bit of burd advice I ever got was my mate telling me to watch Saturday Night Fever before I went on the date, didnae bother with the white suit right enough
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