Just been doon tae the shop for a carry-oot

[weearabs]

The guy said he wusnae allowed tae gae me drink , but he eventually gave me it as long as i didnae start drinking it going up the road .


Does he think i`m a jakey bhastardo or something



I thought you can buy swally at 10 am

mibbe felt sorry fir ye...thinking yer body would be better af wi-oot it

[tartanscone1314]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

[weearabs]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

ffs is it no written on the gless at the front door...tak yer glesses next time ye auld duffer

[DannyBhoy]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

ffs is it no written on the gless at the front door...tak yer glesses next time ye auld duffer [/quote]

Have you ever been to a shop that tells you what time they're allowed to sell booze from on the front door?

[aintnosurf]

Its 10 am in some places but not all

The shop has to apply for a special licence that costs extra

So the Asian guy telt me he didny have one had to hike to the ASDA that day

[tartanscone1314]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

ffs is it no written on the gless at the front door...tak yer glesses next time ye auld duffer [/quote]



Ive fought wae Mad Mitch in some of the Worlds deadliest hotspots , and was put in a massive soup pot wae Mad Mitch by Cannibals in Borneo , and now some wee fhanny is saying i need glesses



You better zip it wee man , you wont get another warning .

[weearabs]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

ffs is it no written on the gless at the front door...tak yer glesses next time ye auld duffer [/quote]

Have you ever been to a shop that tells you what time they're allowed to sell booze from on the front door? [/quote]

why no?

[weearabs]

He finishes his shift at 4pm , Im going doon wae a baseball bat wae Big Al tae remind him when the opening times ur .

ffs is it no written on the gless at the front door...tak yer glesses next time ye auld duffer [/quote]



Ive fought wae Mad Mitch in some of the Worlds deadliest hotspots , and was put in a massive soup pot wae Mad Mitch by Cannibals in Borneo , and now some wee fhanny is saying i need glesses



You better zip it wee man , you wont get another warning . [/quote]


ouch

[happytim]

i got bit by a dug on friday.

a wee yappy scottie type thingy.

[mogwaiCSC]

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