Friday Night, BBC1

[Mook1]

Did you hear I was in 'the boozer' on Friday afternoon? Incredible scenes.

I did, it sounded spiffing.

I was in on Friday night, messy...

[BertrandRussell]

Folk in tears, vomit all over the walls. It was like the Poseidon Adventure.

[Mook1]

Folk in tears, vomit all over the walls. It was like the Poseidon Adventure.

Worse yesterday when the egg chasing lot came in ("Run.", "Kick it." etc) although my imaginary Welsh friend, Liam did chum me down to watch Toure-gate.

[BertrandRussell]

Hopefully Scotland will give up at rugby one day.

[Dullard]

I don't know about anyone else but I'm planning to go out on Friday night dressed as a young Dutch girl.

I feel an upcoming " Employee of the Month " nomination is very much in the air here

[Mook1]

I don't know about anyone else but I'm planning to go out on Friday night dressed as a young Dutch girl.

I feel an upcoming " Employee of the Month " nomination is very much in the air here [/quote]

What's the prize, an 'employee of the month' disposable lighter?

[Dullard]

Well I was thinking more along the lines of a Dullard Inc baseball cap but if you,ve your heart set on a disposable lighter who am I to argue?

Its all aboot incentives these days ye ken

[Mook1]

I would love a baseball cap but unfortunately my head is the shape of a police cone so it would just look daft.

[Dullard]

Have you thought aboot joining the Police then?

Just between you and me, I,ve always wanted to be a Police Horse.

[Mook1]

Have you thought aboot joining the Police then?

Just between you and me, I,ve always wanted to be a Police Horse.

I did but they went with Stewart Copeland.

Boom boom