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Thread: Talking about bent coppers

  1. #11
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    re: Talking about bent coppers

    i knew a guy who got both his legs broken in the cells, the police said "he tripped"

  2. #12
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    re: Talking about bent coppers

    Quote Originally Posted by manuceltic
    That's really nice telling yer ma something like that just before she pops it.

    Did you tell her you never liked her cooking, as well?






    I wouldnt say it was nice, it was just a lot easier to tell her before she died rather than after.

  3. #13

    re: Talking about bent coppers

    Quote Originally Posted by manofsteel
    That's really nice telling yer ma something like that just before she pops it.

    Did you tell her you never liked her cooking, as well?

    I wouldnt say it was nice, it was just a lot easier to tell her before she died rather than after.[/quote]

    Now, why would you choose to tell her something like that, when you could be telling her how much you love her and reminisce joyfully about happier times?

    Not doing her any favours, that's for sure.

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    re: Talking about bent coppers

    Quote Originally Posted by manofsteel
    My auld maw was at the neighbours one night when i was about 15, i came home pished forgot my key, didnt want my old maw to see me drunk so climbed up my verandha (sp) and let myself in, had the sense to unlock my door so my auld girl wouldnt know i never had my key, anyway, unbeknown to me, someone had saw me climbing up and phoned dibble, they came and woke me up saying that i had had a burglar, i had to check to see if anything was missing, and guess what, my maws display cabinet had been opened and money, rings and watches all stole. I knew there hadnt been any burglars but couldnt say feck all.
    You never know

    Little Bo peep lost her sheep for the insurance [/quote]







    Lol, i really did get to you on the other thread. Good. [/quote]

    A was still fuming fae they c vnts so was just letting rip
    I did bolt as it goes staff i

  5. #15
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    re: Talking about bent coppers

    No probs.

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