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Thread: Boy in my office won the lottery.

  1. #11
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by imtheboy
    Sambo, I of got this theory that the reason youse dont post anywhere for an while is because you're PAYG internet has ran out and youse need to wait for you're next Man From Cairo before youse can top up. All is then well again in The Park Of Ferguslie..

    Is this true?

    And that.
    And what? And ****ing what? Eh?

    PAYG ... took me a couple of seconds to work that out. Man from Cairo as well. Very clever, itb. Very clever indeed. You might make a beat cop yet.

    Actually, if it helps you sleep at night, I steal internet from my neighbour's unsecured wireless network, if you prefer to believe that?

    ... and I only break in and use his laptop when he's out at work during the day.

  2. #12
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    You didernt need to quote, it was only the next reply.

    You batty boy.

    And that.

  3. #13
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Oooh you're an card, Jojo.


    I'm assuming it seems funny in your head cos it doesert translate into text on here if I'm being honest.

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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Oooh you're an card, Jojo.


    I'm assuming it seems funny in your head cos it doesert translate into text on here if I'm being honest.
    You seem obsessed with the idea of me trying to be funny.

    Very odd.

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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by imtheboy
    You didernt need to quote, it was only the next reply.

    You batty boy.

    And that.
    Aw geez!

    I screwed up again!

  6. #16
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Oooh you're an card, Jojo.


    I'm assuming it seems funny in your head cos it doesert translate into text on here if I'm being honest.
    You seem obsessed with the idea of me trying to be funny.

    Very odd.[/quote]

    I am indeed.

    Go on, indulge me just the once.

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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    I'm sure my humor would go over your head, kel, you old duffer.

    Still, I'll indulge. You go first though. As soon as you post something funny, I will.

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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    I'm sure my humor would go over your head, kel, you old duffer.

    Still, I'll indulge. You go first though. As soon as you post something funny, I will.
    Of an look back at yesterday, I thought it were geet funny when Kel ripped youse an new arsehole.

  9. #19
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    The report I just read said the bloke was already retired.



    You ****ing lying ****.

  10. #20
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    re: Boy in my office won the lottery.

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    I'm sure my humor would go over your head, kel, you old duffer.

    Still, I'll indulge. You go first though. As soon as you post something funny, I will.
    I divvent set out to be funny, but if I am then ace.

    Whereas you have created yoursen a fantasy character designed to be 'funny' but have failed quite miserably.

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