Laptop Query

[gersforme]

Danny, the bucky drinking pryck who swigs beer in a van on his way to undeclared "work" with a group of his fellow wasters, god knows what kind of metal theft goes on with those nomads on tour, suffice to say one can guess that this layabout green and grey hooped poltroon has never been kissed by a sober woman in his meaningless excuse for a life, If i'm quite frank, i'm ashamed to share a city with the dithering drug addicted basturd

[Sporting_Abeergut]

I was just about to perv on a girls photos on Twitter when the screen went blank for a second, it returned only now the scrolling pad doesn't work properly and it bleeps everytime I touch it.

Managed to access AVG on the keyboard and am running a full scan, nothing coming up so far.

Do you think my **** station laptop has aids again or is this a hardware issue rather than a virus???

Try getting the on-screen keyboard up - if you're chugging to Windows 7, Ctrl Alt Del, then try to click on the weird football looking thing bottom left, on-screen keyboard is in there wie that woman talkin crap at you.
Failing that just pretend she's a chatline and have a tommy to that.

Or just plug a usb mouse in.

[DannyBhoy]

It says a lot about you as a man that you would come on to Wang's thread, one were he's in great need of help and advice, and hijack it to post your incessant pish.

You've made a fool of yourself. Not for the first time, and I'm sure it won't be the last.

Shame.

[gersforme]

It says a lot about you as a man that you would come on to Wang's thread, one were he's in great need of help and advice, and hijack it to post your incessant pish.

You've made a fool of yourself. Not for the first time, and I'm sure it won't be the last.

Shame.

dry your eyes and go busking, again

[DannyBhoy]

Quote machine problems, Thickstuff?

[WangOneIn]

It says a lot about you as a man that you would come on to Wang's thread, one were he's in great need of help and advice, and hijack it to post your incessant pish.

Thanks Danny


AVG says no threats or viruses found ... D'ya think it would be safe enough to try and reboot it to see what happens. Worried if it is a virus I won't he able to get it restarted, if I need to fix it somehow at least it's on at the monent.

Texted a mate who's a bit of an expert for instructions but he's at work.

[DannyBhoy]

Do a system restore, Wang. See if that helps.

Or if you want to restart it, hold in F8 when it's restarting so you can start it in safe mode.

[ClaudeBalls]

Start it in 'safe mode' (press F8 repeatedly when it's starting).
Once started, download Malwarebytes.
Once that's downloaded, run a full system scan and, assuming that it finds anything, remove the malware.
Restart your laptop.

Good luck.

PS. Scan can take a while.

[WangOneIn]

Thanks gentlemen for al the advice and thanks Danny for getting the thread back on topic after it was temporarily hijacked by Bogging Breath.

Problem solved, I switched it off, tapped the lid three times with my index finger then clicked my fingers twice. When I restarted the computer the problem had gone.

I'm now typing, scrolling, surfing and browsing like a dog with two dycks.

[WangOneIn]

Start it in 'safe mode' (press F8 repeatedly when it's starting).
Once started, download Malwarebytes.
Once that's downloaded, run a full system scan and, assuming that it finds anything, remove the malware.
Restart your laptop.

Good luck.

PS. Scan can take a while.

Cheers mate, I got that Police Federation Virus once, saying your computer had been locked pending an investigation!!!


Fixed it the way you suggested, might scan with malwire just to check evertything is ok. AVG scan came back ok.


Thanks.