Full strip w@nkers

[CB_1874]

Cutting the grass is so pointless.

I pay a wee sm@ckheid 20 notes tae cut mine. [/quote]

Seriously?

[/quote]

Aye. And the wee c*nt never appeared the day. I'll need tae have a word.

[DannyBhoy]

How did you go about asking a Dairylee Dunky to cut your grass?

[CB_1874]

How did you go about asking a Dairylee Dunky to cut your grass?

The cheeky wee rat chapped my door and told me my grass needed cut. I told him tae fire in and I'd pay him. I've heard his life story and all his problems about a dozen times but he's no a bad sort. Although I did tell him if I hear he's been breaking in tae hooses I'll go over his face with his lawnmower.

[DannyBhoy]

How much does he charge ye?

Do you offer him a wee glass of Taurus while he's working?

[CB_1874]

How much does he charge ye?

Do you offer him a wee glass of Taurus while he's working?

I'm feart tae offer him a Taurus. I don't want an alky sm@ckheid cutting my grass. What would the neighbours say?

I give him 20 quid and he's delighted with that.

[sideburnsam]

This guy I play 5s with wears full kit, shin guards too even the under armour

, its indoors ffs!

[DannyBhoy]

How much does he charge ye?

Do you offer him a wee glass of Taurus while he's working?

I'm feart tae offer him a Taurus. I don't want an alky sm@ckheid cutting my grass. What would the neighbours say?

I give him 20 quid and he's delighted with that.[/quote]

Excellent stuff, AJ.

Support Local Business.

[CB_1874]

He better have a good excuse for his no-show today or he's had his last tenner bag at my expense.

[rumnpepp]

Junkies and anybody else who disnae work should be cutting the taxpayers grass for fk all and dane yer washing ironing cleaning yer windaes etc.

[CB_1874]

Junkies and anybody else who disnae work should be cutting the taxpayers grass for fk all and dane yer washing ironing cleaning yer windaes etc.

He's better at climbing in windaes than washing them. :/