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Thread: Just seen a seagull

  1. #11
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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Roach poles?

  2. #12
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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Jimmy, youse should buy an crossbow. Or at least an catapult.

    I await the screenshot with baited breath.

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Griff was posting pictures of goldfish the other week. Have you seen a large bearded man with a seal acting furtive?

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    Jimmy, youse should buy an crossbow. Or at least an catapult.

    I await the screenshot with baited breath.


    Can't shoot a gull that just wouldn't be right..

    Won't be doing screenshots either moorlad.. Hope you didn't drink too much last week..

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by Markovitch
    Griff was posting pictures of goldfish the other week. Have you seen a large bearded man with a seal acting furtive?

    Markovitch thankfully no..

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_J_cloth
    There's no such thing as an seagull, tbf.
    I was just about to post this but Jessie ofs trumped with this piece off of miscellany.*



    * an good shout tbf.

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    Jimmy, youse should buy an crossbow. Or at least an catapult.

    I await the screenshot with baited breath.
    Apparently, they are hardy buggers and take up to three* (3) shots with an 12 (twelve) bore to down.


    * depending on the distance off of the shooter to the gull.

  8. #18
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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by 521buc
    Jimmy, youse should buy an crossbow. Or at least an catapult.

    I await the screenshot with baited breath.


    Can't shoot a gull that just wouldn't be right..

    Won't be doing screenshots either moorlad.. Hope you didn't drink too much last week..[/quote]

    Course youse can shoot the ****ers, they're ****s. I of heard that if youse put an load off of bicarbonate off of soda on an bit off of bread the greedy ****ers will eat it and their insides will explode. That would be worth ofing an gan at just for an laugh.

    I did drink loads last week, but there is nee such thing as too much. Salopian Sentinel were an highlight in terms off of strength (taste were not top off of the tree though). Some ace local ales as well, if youse can get hold off of Wobbly Welder I'd highly recommend it. The Wye Valley Brewery stuff were all ace, and there were loads of

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    re: Just seen a seagull

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    Jimmy, youse should buy an crossbow. Or at least an catapult.

    I await the screenshot with baited breath.


    Can't shoot a gull that just wouldn't be right..

    Won't be doing screenshots either moorlad.. Hope you didn't drink too much last week..[/quote]

    Course youse can shoot the ****ers, they're ****s. I of heard that if youse put an load off of bicarbonate off of soda on an bit off of bread the greedy ****ers will eat it and their insides will explode. That would be worth ofing an gan at just for an laugh.

    I did drink loads last week, but there is nee such thing as too much. Salopian Sentinel were an highlight in terms off of strength (taste were not top off of the tree though). Some ace local ales as well, if youse can get hold off of Wobbly Welder I'd highly recommend it. The Wye Valley Brewer

  10. #20
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    re: Just seen a seagull

    They're vermin Jimmy, they swipe kids' chips in Whitehaven harbour (which to be fair can be seen as an redeeming feature, particularly when the kids are **** scared off of them). But their cocky wandering round like they own the place means they deserve all they ****ing get.

    The ****s.

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