Cracking day ootside in the Inchinnan Riviera

[Mook1]

Must be murder being in an office in a day like this .


Still the wummin wont be wearing much .

There's been a few hasty trips tae the coffee machine, put it that way [/quote]

Do you dry hump the coffee machine?? [/quote]

No but I've got a rubbish seat so when I clock a hot burd getting up I have to sprint to the coffee machine to either freak them out there or head them off on their way to the toilet.[/quote]



Do you jump out and scare the shiit out of them to show them you're fun.?[/quote]

That's a favourite of mine along with casually walking up to their desk, taking a picture of them, winking & then sprinting away.

Tapping them on the shoulder & then quickly moving to behind where their other shoulder is always works a t

[DeeMo]

Must be murder being in an office in a day like this .


Still the wummin wont be wearing much .

There's been a few hasty trips tae the coffee machine, put it that way [/quote]

Do you dry hump the coffee machine?? [/quote]

No but I've got a rubbish seat so when I clock a hot burd getting up I have to sprint to the coffee machine to either freak them out there or head them off on their way to the toilet.[/quote]



Do you jump out and scare the shiit out of them to show them you're fun.?[/quote]

That's a favourite of mine along with casually walking up to their desk, taking a picture of them, winking & then sprinting away.

Tapping them on the shoulder & then quickly moving to behind whe

[Mook1]

In all seriousness, they phucking hate me.

Genuine hatred too.

[DeeMo]

In all seriousness, they phucking hate me.

Genuine hatred too.

As much as you hate Manchester United ?

[Mook1]

In all seriousness, they phucking hate me.

Genuine hatred too.

As much as you hate Manchester United ? [/quote]

As hateable as I am, I could never be that utterly detestable

[DeeMo]

In all seriousness, they phucking hate me.

Genuine hatred too.

As much as you hate Manchester United ? [/quote]

As hateable as I am, I could never be that utterly detestable [/quote] Okay Everton ?

[Mook1]

Everton are like a ginger step child, to be pitied more than anything else.