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  1. #11
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    re: the britherhood

    any more of yer pysh and my mate woland will kick phuck out of ye, ya wee ryde, i'm sure he could find you no bother

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    any more of yer pysh and my mate woland will kick phuck out of ye, ya wee ryde, i'm sure he could find you no bother
    He cannae find phuck all for prams

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    i know i'm thick as phuck but the pram joke bypassed me and i've had the most ghastly guesses about it all, any chance of clarification?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    i know i'm thick as phuck but the pram joke bypassed me and i've had the most ghastly guesses about it all, any chance of clarification?
    Some Tim had a pop at him when he was out with his family which he ignored and he posted about it on here which translated by Dundonians was him hiding behind his pram or something.

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    cheers mook, i was oot with my missus one night, we got in a taxi and the kvnt was playing republican music, could hardly believe my ears, i told him to stop the car and let us out, the cheeky basturd said "have i done something to offend you?" I gave him the rallying call of the siege of Derry, naturally.

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    [quote="gersforme" I gave him the rallying call of the siege of i take it up the bum, naturally.[/quote]

    You and the timothy taxi driver are a right pair of phuds.. Theres no need for the bigotry in ABERDEEN.


  7. #17

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    Most Aberdonians I've met have been sound.

    'runs to get tin hat'...
    ya wee turd, married life has softened you

    true story, i was on a date with my burd up there at the time, and the place was mobbed, we had to "table share " with a couple, one of them thought he would start mouthing off about what i had ordered, needless to say his next visit to the bog was a learning experience for him, he never said a phucking word after that. and no, i didn't molest him [/quote]

    My ex went to uni in Aberdeen and I never had any issues with the locals.

    Their taxi set up is phucked up though, you cannae grab one in the street.[/quote]

    Aye ye can.

  8. #18

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    Most Aberdonians I've met have been sound.

    'runs to get tin hat'...
    ya wee turd, married life has softened you

    true story, i was on a date with my burd up there at the time, and the place was mobbed, we had to "table share " with a couple, one of them thought he would start mouthing off about what i had ordered, needless to say his next visit to the bog was a learning experience for him, he never said a phucking word after that. and no, i didn't molest him [/quote]

    Where did ye take her, Burger King?

    No wonder she ditched ye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty_Dingus_Magee
    Most Aberdonians I've met have been sound.

    'runs to get tin hat'...
    ya wee turd, married life has softened you

    true story, i was on a date with my burd up there at the time, and the place was mobbed, we had to "table share " with a couple, one of them thought he would start mouthing off about what i had ordered, needless to say his next visit to the bog was a learning experience for him, he never said a phucking word after that. and no, i didn't molest him [/quote]

    My ex went to uni in Aberdeen and I never had any issues with the locals.

    Their taxi set up is phucked up though, you cannae grab one in the street.[/quote]

    Aye ye can.[/quote]

    I tried it and was informed that you have tae queue at a taxi rank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    i know i'm thick as phuck but the pram joke bypassed me and i've had the most ghastly guesses about it all, any chance of clarification?
    Some Tim had a pop at him when he was out with his family which he ignored and he posted about it on here which translated by Dundonians was him hiding behind his pram or something.[/quote]

    All true, I'm afraid.

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