Toby Alderweireld...

[chiswickmart]

Seen off some good clubs to achieve this signing.

Welcome Toby

I'm guessing you have a decent tattooist at your 30m training centre which helped entice him (assuming he's actually got anywhere left to tattoo).[/quote]

Your bitter jealousy cracks me up, Tarquin!

What's the old bible phrase? "When there are no stones left to throw you'll resort to soil" or something like that. Rings true in your case.

How does it feel to have your superior neighbours owning a training facility worth more than your entire club?

Keep going Tarquin, I could do with a few more laughs. [/quote]

Actually Jack, it was a flippant comment about the bloke having a lot of tattoos and yet you've managed to make an utter **** of yourself over it!!

One of your funniest posts ever.

Have a

[Brockley_Jack]

Seen off some good clubs to achieve this signing.

Welcome Toby

I'm guessing you have a decent tattooist at your 30m training centre which helped entice him (assuming he's actually got anywhere left to tattoo).[/quote]

Your bitter jealousy cracks me up, Tarquin!

What's the old bible phrase? "When there are no stones left to throw you'll resort to soil" or something like that. Rings true in your case.

How does it feel to have your superior neighbours owning a training facility worth more than your entire club?

Keep going Tarquin, I could do with a few more laughs. [/quote]

Actually Jack, it was a flippant comment about the bloke having a lot of tattoos and yet you've managed to make an utter **** of yourself over it!!

[chiswickmart]

You are welcome to the 30m training facility - I'm far happier with the 2008 FA Cup.

And we know deep down that's what really hurts. Until you actually win anything ( ) that is the key stat that hurts the most. You can dress it up with charity thieving whatevers, but it's in the record books and we were all there.

[Brockley_Jack]

You are welcome to the 30m training facility - I'm far happier with the 2008 FA Cup.

And we know deep down that's what really hurts. Until you actually win anything ( ) that is the key stat that hurts the most. You can dress it up with charity thieving whatevers, but it's in the record books and we were all there.

Meanwhile, in the real world...

[chiswickmart]

You are welcome to the 30m training facility - I'm far happier with the 2008 FA Cup.

And we know deep down that's what really hurts. Until you actually win anything ( ) that is the key stat that hurts the most. You can dress it up with charity thieving whatevers, but it's in the record books and we were all there.

Meanwhile, in the real world...[/quote]

Yep, in the real world we're in Div 4. It's where I started supporting Pompey. I've seen us win 3 trophies from there. In that time you've won the Paintpot. That's real world, that's facts.

I'm sure we'll win something again before you do - it's just how things are.

[Brockley_Jack]

Yep, in the real world we're in Div 4. It's where I started supporting Pompey. I've seen us win 3 trophies from there. In that time you've won the Paintpot. That's real world, that's facts.

I'm sure we'll win something again before you do - it's just how things are.

You make it sound as if you go to games!

One day you'll step down of your high horse and realise it's an old pony.

[chiswickmart]

I did for 35 years or so and I will again. Just having a break at the mo.

I reckon if I'd had sons I'd be going pretty regularly still.

[saintwayne]

Back on topic, I loved his interview. Top signing, shame it's only a loan. - view external link

[proclaimer]

Seen off some good clubs to achieve this signing.

Welcome Toby

I'm guessing you have a decent tattooist at your 30m training centre which helped entice him (assuming he's actually got anywhere left to tattoo).[/quote]


He still needs plenty of colour before thoses sleves are complete, so you could be correct, you dickhead![/quote]

Well that went off in a direction I didn't expect - especially since I am tattoo free.

[PonyFiddlerReturns]

You are welcome to the 30m training facility - I'm far happier with the 2008 FA Cup.

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That's like saying you'd rather have the knackered up 1978 Austin Allegro that you hot wired during a night of 'Twocking' than the 2014 Porsche 911 which I worked my nuts off for and paid for with my own money...utter utter jealousy



Disclaimer: I do not own a 2014 Porsche 911 but you get my meaning.