Your Currency Will Show Alex Salmond Wearing A Crown...

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What a horrible thought.

Will Price Andrew be your new king?

Salmomd missed a trick by not declaring that there would be cheaper heroin and buckfast in his manifesto.

He could also ban the kilt so as you lads don't have to wear skirts any more, whenever I see that **** Salmond he is wearing a suit and never a kilt, he hasn't even got ginger hair for ****s sake.

I think we've got a real live one here. I think we should keep him. The hours of comedy genius will be worth it.

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I keep asking them to change it to something by Led Zeppelin but they just don't listen.

Communication Breakdown

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Or are you just Dazed and Confused

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What a horrible thought.

Will Price Andrew be your new king?

Salmomd missed a trick by not declaring that there would be cheaper heroin and buckfast in his manifesto.

He could also ban the kilt so as you lads don't have to wear skirts any more, whenever I see that **** Salmond he is wearing a suit and never a kilt, he hasn't even got ginger hair for ****s sake.

I think we've got a real live one here. I think we should keep him. The hours of comedy genius will be worth it.[/quote]

ffs

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Will your national anthem be 'Smalltown Boy' by 'Bronski Beat'?

All in jest lads, whatever the outcome I hope it is the right one for all concerned.

Cheers Magic.

Whatever the national anthem is, it won't have these lyrics:

Lord, grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King.[/quote]


och you made that up aye...god save the king/queen (delete where appropriate) is all about great britain and her allies and sunday roasts and funny johnny foreigner...billy bunter and crumpets at tiffin...

Rebellious Scots to crush...surely no