Happy Xmas

[Trickytreesreds]

Morning have a good day folks, got up early to get my girls stuff from the shed, banging headache after having a few shandy's last night god i feel rough, that ruby last night still hurts , going back to bed after toast and tablets before she wakes up hopefully i'll feel better in a hour or 2, enjoy

And you Es*** lad.

I was awoken by one of the dogs screaming, after the cat decided tonight was the night for dominance. The other one yapped, but didn't take him on. They know the cats off limits, but this situation seems to have been exploited by the cat.
However, the dogs will laugh. Them and me are off to the girlfriends later and the cat is outside all day,
Man will always be dominant, because we have oppose-able thumbs.
Such a joyous time of year. O yes.

[Romanis]

A girlfriend says he
Indeed pretty was she
Poor gal was in a bind
And she turned blind
When upon his sight
She got a fright!


Bon Natal Tricky

[Romanis]

O tis is sad
Ol' Es*** was a fat lad
No he's not a turd
More of a nerd
He had a sore bum
But was a nice chum

[Romanis]

Oh I did forget someone

In good ol England
Came a man from Poland
He lived in a hamlet
And worked as a valet
O he did flourish
Becos' every car he would polish



Bon Natal PFM

[AngryRam]

Oh I did forget someone

In good ol England
Came a man from Poland
He lived in a hamlet
And worked as a valet
O he did flourish
Becos' every car he would polish



Bon Natal PFM

Blimey then North Korean Xmas crackers are crap...
How many did you buy?

[i961pie]

Finally one for i961pie


Let's not tell a lie
About i961 pie
He thought he hit the bounty
By supporting Notts County
But what he was sold
Was no pot of gold
Now the poor old git
Finds them in a cesspit!!




Merry Christmas to our '3' guests, the 3 wise men they aren't, perhaps the 3 stooges, but heck, they provide us with fun.

So that's what happened to Pam Ayres.