Secret Santa

[Floppy_funbags]

A hamster would be aboot an fiver. She'd of to buy her own cage though.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Anti wrinkle cream.

Only joking a nice bottle of wine preferably a vintage one say a 1960s or 70s one £100 or thereabouts.
That would go down well and be very appreciated..

Na Buc. A half bottle of off Buckfast will be under an fiver so not only does Kel save some coin he can get his bint boss blooterd an awe. Everyone's an winner.

[moorlad]

A hamster would be aboot an fiver. She'd of to buy her own cage though.

I wouldn't fancy wrapping that up.

[kel_]

Anti wrinkle cream.

Only joking a nice bottle of wine preferably a vintage one say a 1960s or 70s one £100 or thereabouts.
That would go down well and be very appreciated..

Na Buc. A half bottle of off Buckfast will be under an fiver so not only does Kel save some coin he can get his bint boss blooterd an awe. Everyone's an winner. [/quote]

SPOOKY. Her husband/the BIG boss is an Scoth and she were telling me yesterday she has banned him from drinking buckfast after he got geet hammered on it. She willn't appricate that I divvent think.

[deezel]

An hamster cage

then buy the hamster for her birthday

[griff]

Some condoms.

[Floppy_funbags]

Black ones. With all nobbly bits over them.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Anti wrinkle cream.

Only joking a nice bottle of wine preferably a vintage one say a 1960s or 70s one £100 or thereabouts.
That would go down well and be very appreciated..

Na Buc. A half bottle of off Buckfast will be under an fiver so not only does Kel save some coin he can get his bint boss blooterd an awe. Everyone's an winner. [/quote]

SPOOKY. Her husband/the BIG boss is an Scoth and she were telling me yesterday she has banned him from drinking buckfast after he got geet hammered on it. She willn't appricate that I divvent think.[/quote]

Ask her if he was a former member of off the Buckie Triangle, Airdrie Cumbernauld and Glasgow. If she says aye then be on yer best behavior.

Btw, if she mentions Coatbridge dont send her a copy of thon galloping maggot.

[henryspaw]

Galloping maggot

[Pentridge]

As I of been peripatetic* for most off of my career I of managed to anvoid this utter ****ing ****e but as I spend more time office based in my new job I of been told I of to dee it this year. I of to buy for an bint/my boss and I ofn't an clue tbh.

Can your reader(s) make an suggestion?

Buy her an gift set off of smellies or summat but more pertinately, of she got big tits?