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[DanRrr]

How do you castrate a Derby fan?



Kick his sister in the mouth

[DanRrr]

What do Derby fans use as birth control?


Their personalities.

[accyrover]

Ha what a whopper

[ihatedogs]

1, i hate dogs because florist fans are called red dogs
2, my post is about the pitiful few that you lot took to the game
3, 3 days after the game there is still no report on the game
we all know you lot are not very bright but i hope that explaines it for you ,i take it you can read ? if you cant just ask your mum

[Despair]

Away From home and just seen match thread - phew !
I thought for a while there I would have to apologise for putting my faith in PL
Having said that it appears though we didn't exactly put our mark down, then again as I keep saying we are in transition IMO right up until close o f season
If PL is off the pace come next Nov., then it's time to get concerned

[needle]

Did you know that condoms were invented in 1874 in Derby using the lower intestine of a sheep. . Two years later it was refined by a guy from Blackburn , he removed the intestine from the sheep .

[DanRrr]

1, i hate dogs because florist fans are called red dogs
2, my post is about the pitiful few that you lot took to the game
3, 3 days after the game there is still no report on the game
we all know you lot are not very bright but i hope that explaines it for you ,i take it you can read ? if you cant just ask your mum

I refer you to post 12, above.

[Turfmoorspirit]

Knock Knock !

[needle]

Knock Knock !

F u c k off Dingle dirty b a s tard not answering door to you .