Not for the faint-hearted......watch aimless balls pumped up to aging strikers, a Notts goalie plucking balls from the back of his own onion-bag....... and a comedy special, featuring a left-back spinning around in circles looking for his attacking namesake....."there he is, he's gone, where'd he go? he was here a minute ago Boss....this'll look great on video"

No?......ok, rob the kid's piggy-bank and head off to the pub (they should be open now)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adNgsrTxKKk