Ftao Romered

[Ponte_Steve24]

I'll be a parkbensha

[Romared]

I'll be a parkbensha

Thallevta wesh thi old raincoyit an sew them 3 bottumbuttons back on

[SBRed48]

I'll be a parkbensha

Av seen thi in Locke Park at dusk wi a bottle a White Leetning. Av teld Bobbies.

Tha can use a bitta flex to tie thi raincoit at the waist.

[Ponte_Steve24]

I lost my virginity putting my raincoat on floor in Willow Park Hotel car park. She was a lovely lass. Picked her up on way home after working afternoon shift. Anybody in an upstairs window would av' seen my hairy ar53 going up and down

[Romared]

I lost my virginity putting my raincoat on floor in Willow Park Hotel car park. She was a lovely lass. Picked her up on way home after working afternoon shift. Anybody in an upstairs window would av' seen my hairy ar53 going up and down

Ponte 2 shuvs nowt like a bit of romance " and that's nowt like a bit of romance" ya mucky sod !!! 3 Ale Mary's lad

[Romared]

I ev to laff to missen thinkin abart time aworrinan Amsterdam boozer a few year back an wid ed a skinful, got torkin to some yanks an aif way fru t'conversation wun on em piped up sayin "are you guys speaking english? Jeez!"

A like that scene frum American warewolf in London weer the guin t'Slaughtered Lamb. Brian Glover classic

[SBRed48]

I lost my virginity putting my raincoat on floor in Willow Park Hotel car park. She was a lovely lass. Picked her up on way home after working afternoon shift. Anybody in an upstairs window would av' seen my hairy ar53 going up and down

Sarnds like a bitta class theear Ponte. She played hard to get forrat least ten minutes until ya got to car park. Like a Mills and Boon novel building up the ***ual tension.

[Ponte_Steve24]

Became a regular thing with no emotional attachment. She was mucky buggar though, rang me up in the middle of the night, afternoon, even during Wimbledon men's final. All for my body. We did it at hers whilst her dad was on nights. Then she used to kick me out in early hours. We had it over kitchen sink, on stairs and living room floor. Everywhere

[SBRed48]

Became a regular thing with no emotional attachment. She was mucky buggar though, rang me up in the middle of the night, afternoon, even during Wimbledon men's final. All for my body. We did it at hers whilst her dad was on nights. Then she used to kick me out in early hours. We had it over kitchen sink, on stairs and living room floor. Everywhere

Was her name Susan Boyle by any chance ?

Was the men's final a five setter ?

[Ponte_Steve24]

No!! I wish SBred