Good Evening.

Sinkov and I are planning a revolution to take over the Governance of this country.

There are still issues to finalise such as Brexit but we have agreed on most of our manifesto.

This includes our groundbreaking policing policy, our foreign affairs plans, safe standing at footy, no relegation from the Prem and other policies to be released soon.

If you want to be a part of this brave new world them please let us know. A brief description of the assets that you can bring to our party, along with possible policies to be considered for our manifesto would speed things up.

We are hoping to make the revolution as free from violence as possible but we need to bring the current politicians to heel as swiftly and efficiently as possible, so if you have any skills in GBH or similar, or if you have access to big heavy sticks, or are proficient with large catapults, this will be treated favorably.

I cannot stress too highly the need for absolute secrecy at the moment, we plan to take over very speedily, so please don't discuss this down the pub.