Villa chairman statement

[SBRed48]

Adda thought most Chairpeople would make a general statement of aims for the future following a relegation, having no manager/HC and embarking on their first full season.

Ev they run arta bog roll ? Typical !

[Ponte_Steve24]

Adda thought most Chairpeople would make a general statement of aims for the future following a relegation, having no manager/HC and embarking on their first full season.

Ev they run arta bog roll ? Typical !

GG made at statement saying the aim was promotion. Mistakes were made and the club would take time making a new appointment

[SBRed48]

What is the future policy on toilet roll purchase ? Do we go for cheap and shiny Izal or better quality Andrex ?

[Ponte_Steve24]

What is the future policy on toilet roll purchase ? Do we go for cheap and shiny Izal or better quality Andrex ?

Cheap shiny izal. But be careful when you're using it though

[SBRed48]

Cheap shiny izal. But be careful when you're using it though

That Izal took all the pleasure arta evvin a crap wi the dread of anticipating the wiping procedure at the end. That cuddant get any friction grip wi the shiny surface and the edges cud givva nasty paper cut, or worse, a sudden slide, I allus presented the matt surface to my arse burrit wo like a fine grade Emery paper.
The arrival of Andrex changed my life.

[pass_and_move]

That Izal took all the pleasure arta evvin a crap wi the dread of anticipating the wiping procedure at the end. That cuddant get any friction grip wi the shiny surface and the edges cud givva nasty paper cut, or worse, a sudden slide, I allus presented the matt surface to my arse burrit wo like a fine grade Emery paper.
The arrival of Andrex changed my life.

A can picture that Andrex puppy pyssing off frumpt East Stand Sh1thouse dragging a trail o that Izal wi it