O/T.... Joke of the day.....

[thaimillerfan]

For sale personal number plate. Would suit somebody called YF 51 ABX.

[Scum-Triumphant]

My fiancé looked horrified when I spelt out “will you marry me” in balloons so I popped the question.

[Brin]

Young woman goes to the doctors and tells him she’s been playing *** games and has a strawberry stuck up her *****.

Doctor says, ‘not to worry I have some cream for that’

[CAMiller]

The World's gone mad. Donald Trump is visiting Seattle and I get arrested just for asking a police officer to direct me to the nearest grassy knoll.

[Ronners]

I love playing for my local football team 'The Musketeers Football Club' after 20 games we're unbeaten this season winning 19 and drawing 1. The results have been..... All 4-1 and one 4 all.

[Ronners]

I went to a fetish club, and low and behold I saw my evil ex wife tied to a pommel horse blindfolded and begging to be whipped . I took advantage of the opportunity to give her an anonymous damn good thrashing. As she screamed out for mercy people nearby started wretching at the smell of her foul breath . I said it must be my "Super callous flagellated ex bitch halitosis"

[thaimillerfan]

Been here in Thailand 15 years, how time has flown. I cant remember how I met my Thai bride. I opened my wallet one day and there she was. Other day she accused me of being nosy... well she didnt say it to my face.. I read it in her diary.