O/T Late Friday neet joke thread...

[Brin]

Very non pc Brin, but very funny ��

I'm expecting a ban pal from the pc brigade tbh.....

Let me try a bit harder....

[Brin]

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea.

[Brin]

My Chinese friend died recently..... So Yung.

[Brin]

What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?

Phil Ming

[Brin]

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?

Potpourri.

[Ronners]

Love the Chinese jokes Brin, well worth a ban

[Ronners]

Good deed done today.
Was at Lidl's earlier, and at the check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50.
I thought she was probably someone’s Gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my Gran out.
So I thought “Come on It’s Christmas!”...
She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.........

[Brin]

Good deed done today.
Was at Lidl's earlier, and at the check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50.
I thought she was probably someone’s Gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my Gran out.
So I thought “Come on It’s Christmas!”...
She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.........

....love it!

[Brin]

How is life like toilet paper?


You’re either on a roll or taking s.hit from someone.

[rileyev.the.third]

Black guy walks into a pub with a big parrot on his shoulder.

Landlord says where you get that from?

Parrot says Africa, there's millions of em.