I thought you would be entertained by the latest on these two. Our manager was cheered and clapped by our fans when Ward was subbed yesterday at Northampton. I haven't seen him play as I don't go anymore, but hes slower than a sloth apparently.

Jones played the first game of the season and was man of the match. In that game he broke his foot without knowing and has been out since then. Is Jones a sick note player.? He fits in here, United are a sicknote club, they go down like flies here, every game two or three players are out for weeks or months.

Are you lot alright? I notice where you are in the league. You sold out the away allocation at Chesterfield. Its like you have taken to non league football. It takes all sorts I suppose. When United were down there I couldn't get excited about it.

That just got worse. Modern football is rubbish. You don't have to turn up till 4, nothing happens before then. And its the same game, every time. Its sterile, negative, impotent, dirge like, a living death.

Giusseppe.