Harry and Megan.

[mickd1961]

Harry has been embarrassing for the Royalty since the day he was born. Whatever they say everyone bar the most ardent royalist wouldn't believe he was Charlie's. If he is then the almost identical looks with a man who his mother was having an affair with must be one of the greatest coincidences of all time. I believe it caused the breakdown of the marriage. I also think there was another reason why Princess Diana went elsewhere but I will leave it for you to guess. But every time they see Harry it must bring back strong memories and emotions. I think the split from the family was by mutual consent, bad enough with Andrew, but bringing an American into the family... Well you have to draw a line somewhere.

So as David Frost used to say......”Let’s go through the Royal keyhole and look at the evidence”.

1/ His great gran was a gin sodden midget with a betting addiction on the ‘Osses!

2/ His Nan married her Greek cousin.

3/ His nan’s sister used to take it up the a r s e from a drug addled alcoholic playboy whilst still married to Lord Snowdon.

4/ His auntie Anne is a horse.

5/ His dad is a dumbo eared simpleton who was used to model Wallace out of “Wallace and Grommet”.......a man so simple he’d rather f u c k Camilla than Princess Diane. He was also a close friend of dear old Jimmy Saville FFS!

6/ Harry’s mother was a sociopath who took it up the a r s e from the England rugby captain and from the work shy son of an Egyptian corner shop owner of low moral standards.......Al Fyed couldn’t lie straight in bed.

7/ His uncle Andrew is a borderline *****phile and human trafficker who’s ex wife does tricks sucking the toes of anyone with cash.

8/ His uncle Edward is a homo***ual who’s hidden in the wardrobe longer than one of Fred West’s kids skeletons. His only “achievement” in 50 years was organising a “celebrity” Its a knockout starring that well known child molester Stuart Hall!

And we wonder........we wonder why he’s such a f king basket case!?

The Royal Family make my dysfunctional family look like the Waltons.

I told my wife before Harry married this American cum s l u t that it’d end in tears.

The ginger headed fool from the loins of Colonel Hewitt is being lead by his d I c k and not his head.

I’m no royalist but in my opinion he needs to let his grandad arrange another “accident” and then marry Edward’s slightly backwards daughter and keep everything “ in house “ as usual.

[WBA1955]

"I'm no Royalist." No kidding Mick.

[Pugmitch]

Blimey.....be careful Mick......people have been known to ‘disappear’ for a lot less.
Mind you I learnt a few things from you today......every day is a ‘learning day’.
Keep up the good work!

[kettering_baggie]

Mick, I think that the BBC should give you the job of ‘Royal Correspondent’!

On another ‘Royal’ issue, there is a BBC series on at the moment about the Christine Keeler affair back in the 60’s, there was rumour that Phil The Greek was involved but it was hushed up. Official documentation and MI5 papers have been declared ‘secret’ until 2047. I wonder why?

[SwedishBaggie]

So as David Frost used to say......”Let’s go through the Royal keyhole and look at the evidence”.

1/ His great gran was a gin sodden midget with a betting addiction on the ‘Osses!

2/ His Nan married her Greek cousin.

3/ His nan’s sister used to take it up the a r s e from a drug addled alcoholic playboy whilst still married to Lord Snowdon.

4/ His auntie Anne is a horse.

5/ His dad is a dumbo eared simpleton who was used to model Wallace out of “Wallace and Grommet”.......a man so simple he’d rather f u c k Camilla than Princess Diane. He was also a close friend of dear old Jimmy Saville FFS!

6/ Harry’s mother was a sociopath who took it up the a r s e from the England rugby captain and from the work shy son of an Egyptian corner shop owner of low moral standards.......Al Fyed couldn’t lie straight in bed.

7/ His uncle Andrew is a borderline *****phile and human trafficker who’s ex wife does tricks sucking the toes of anyone with cash.

8/ His uncle Edward is a homo***ual who’s hidden in the wardrobe longer than one of Fred West’s kids skeletons. His only “achievement” in 50 years was organising a “celebrity” Its a knockout starring that well known child molester Stuart Hall!

And we wonder........we wonder why he’s such a f king basket case!?

The Royal Family make my dysfunctional family look like the Waltons.

I told my wife before Harry married this American cum s l u t that it’d end in tears.

The ginger headed fool from the loins of Colonel Hewitt is being lead by his d I c k and not his head.

I’m no royalist but in my opinion he needs to let his grandad arrange another “accident” and then marry Edward’s slightly backwards daughter and keep everything “ in house “ as usual.

Thanks Mick for an in-depth, thorough and candid desciption of your Royal family. 🤣

Heard that they wanted ”to earn their own living”... FFS, they’re home and dry I guess.

[The Minn Junta]

‘Kinell Mick!
Say it how you see it why dow ya?!😄

Poor old Harry, what was that famous line....

.....he’ll be about as popular as a ginger haired step son...


...hang on a min😁