This is from the Peterborough forum. Made me laugh to be fair.

I was fourth official for a minute.

Came down when the tannoy announcement went out, Fergie told me to go for it and beckoned me on. The ref asked me about my level and told me he was happy for me to be the fourth official. We were about to get on with it, then Paul Warne and the assistant got arsey saying 'why can't the lino just stand there?' The ref then claimed it was a torn achilles and he needed treatment Laughing Warne then said 'so we're going to carry on with a ****ing Peterborough fan?' I came in and said 'I'm going to have no real impact, am I?'

'Well there's no ****ing point in you then, is there?' Is the quote from the Rotherham assistant which will go on my gravestone.


Then a level 5 turned up and I was turned away.