Right, what's everyone doing? I bought a set of clippers when the lock-down started in preparation for my wife cutting my hair (she has zero experience of this). She was absolutely crapping herself doing it (2 days ago) but, honestly, she has done an amazing job.

My normal hair-do is, #1 at the back and sides with as short as the barber can get it with their fingers on top. Obviously the complex bit is fading from #1 to (roughly) #9 on top.

This is the YouTube video we used to understand what to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBtay3_Ux7c

As I say, big shout out to her, amazing (and may save me some dosh long term if I can persuade her to keep it up).