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Thread: Big week on Emmerdale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    izzy deerd SB ? He wa gerrin sum reyt Timpson I allus thort him n vicar wa marrid ,
    meanwile Bellend Luvvin Belle mite ev tu gu bart forrabit if yond vet guz away , what wud Leesa mekkonittorl
    A reyt cliffhanger Roma. Teasing with aar emotions. Aar think he'll be put in Hotten General and a bedside vigil will be established and that bent bobby will lean ovva his bed and threaten him.
    Zak and Lisa wudda set Belle on family sofa and given her a reyt talking to after thed farnd art wot wo gooin on.

    Not seen Aaron forra while. He'll be busy sooarting art his new contract at Barnsley FC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    A reyt cliffhanger Roma. Teasing with aar emotions. Aar think he'll be put in Hotten General and a bedside vigil will be established and that bent bobby will lean ovva his bed and threaten him.
    Zak and Lisa wudda set Belle on family sofa and given her a reyt talking to after thed farnd art wot wo gooin on.

    Not seen Aaron forra while. He'll be busy sooarting art his new contract at Barnsley FC.
    Aaron Mowatt Luvvit , that Bob's afta bobbinitin wi her from Café , iz gorra rival tho Eric Pollard " an evil lookin man " Il buy a bakers van an treet her to hot pies and the like , They wint stop Eric !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Aaron Mowatt Luvvit , that Bob's afta bobbinitin wi her from Café , iz gorra rival tho Eric Pollard " an evil lookin man " Il buy a bakers van an treet her to hot pies and the like , They wint stop Eric !!!
    It's all shagging and violence, gays,lesbians,trannies, p aedos, crimes, affairs etc nar in that tiny, rural village. Am giddy watching it. Amos and Mr Wilkes wouldn't know which way to turn.

    Av allus thought Eric Pollard and Priti Patel ed mek a reyt couple.
    Last edited by SBRed48; 05-05-2020 at 08:33 AM.

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    Arr wa thinkin moor Lisa Dingle an Matt Han c ock , shid killim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Arr wa thinkin moor Lisa Dingle an Matt Han c ock , shid killim
    Thad be hiding behind sofa wincing looking through thi fingers watching her.
    Then let Mandy Dingle loose on him.

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    I ope sumdiz picked Dan up offafloowa , he dint look gud , all he wants nar is Mandy Dingle ontopporim , shid brekkim in hafe !! It's all appnin int dales , we due an explosion soowin , wilt garidge gu up , Kane will soort it art

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    I ope sumdiz picked Dan up offafloowa , he dint look gud , all he wants nar is Mandy Dingle ontopporim , shid brekkim in hafe !! It's all appnin int dales , we due an explosion soowin , wilt garidge gu up , Kane will soort it art
    The village eddan aeroplane drop onnit in 1993.

    We are due another big dramatic event. That bent bobby and the garage is a good shart.

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    It's too daft to laugh at like SBRed sez. They've had gays, vicars, rapists, murderers, pilfering the poor box, you name it. That doesn't happen in most towns never mind villages. Everyone's bonking each other, incest, transvestites.

    Just isn't true to life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ponte_Steve24 View Post
    It's too daft to laugh at like SBRed sez. They've had gays, vicars, rapists, murderers, pilfering the poor box, you name it. That doesn't happen in most towns never mind villages. Everyone's bonking each other, incest, transvestites.

    Just isn't true to life.
    Avverd it's like that in Ardsley.

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