Many moons ago a mate of mine was walking to work along Sheffield Road when a bag full of cash landed with a thud at his feet. What the heck? To cut a long story short, it turns out a shopkeeper (or similar, can't remember) had put it on the roof of his car and driven off, then it slid off going round the bend where the Dusty Miller is/was.

The bloke went to the cop shop and asked if anybody had handed in a bag with 500 smackers in it and unbelievably they said yes as my mate Dougie had indeed handed it in. I think the bloke gave him 20 quid, tight git.