Season 2021/22 transfer thread. Open now...

[ClaretinBudapest]

Bloody hell Supersub6 the cabs have been mothballed for twelve months now and if I am relying on taxi fares for transfer activity from Turf Moor that's how they will stay.

I can't even get the players to use us even when they are pi$$ed. It was never like this when Casper and Docherty were with us I can tell you!

Maybe some Eastern Europeans have undercut you BT.

[kritichris]

Occasionally I trawl the "Gossip" page on BBC Sport/football. We are always conspicuous by our absence.

[malwayne]

The thing I can’t get my head around is this.If you take over any business , surely the first thing on the agenda is to improve it, isn’t it ? Otherwise,what is the point of taking it over ?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

The thing I can’t get my head around is this.If you take over any business , surely the first thing on the agenda is to improve it, isn’t it ? Otherwise,what is the point of taking it over ?

In your best American drawl say out loud, "We are intent on improving our fans' "Matchday Experience". New reception outlay, new catering facilities, fancy in-ground electric advertising and Big Screen playbacks are coming our way y'all.

What I really want is a new right flank, a defensive midfielder and a replacement for our resident pi$$ed up Apache, Mr Ashley Barnes. What we will probably end up with is another Dale f*ucking Stephens and five kids "promoted" to the 25 man EPL squad.

[barrie_burn]

In your best American drawl say out loud, "We are intent on improving our fans' "Matchday Experience". New reception outlay, new catering facilities, fancy in-ground electric advertising and Big Screen playbacks are coming our way y'all.

What I really want is a new right flank, a defensive midfielder and a replacement for our resident pi$$ed up Apache, Mr Ashley Barnes. What we will probably end up with is another Dale f*ucking Stephens and five kids "promoted" to the 25 man EPL squad.

Don't forget the Burnley cheerleaders.They are out training now in their new uniforms

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Don't forget the Burnley cheerleaders.They are out training now in their new uniforms

Wow! You may well be right barrie, but please no f*cking elephant!

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Back to the thread topic. Tarkowski is going to Leicester for £30 million according to a Foxes "source".

He says they want Tarks to replace the retiring Wes Morgan and Rodgers will pay, "whatever it takes". £££££££££.

I'd better clean and gas up a taxi then.

[sinkov]

What we will probably end up with is another Dale f*ucking Stephens and five kids "promoted" to the 25 man EPL squad.

You must have been distracted BT, or had to nip out to do some shopping or something, you've missed your last two words off, so I've added them for you.

"What we will probably end up with is another Dale f*ucking Stephens and five kids "promoted" to the 25 man EPL squad and relegation."

You're welcome.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

You must have been distracted BT, or had to nip out to do some shopping or something, you've missed your last two words off, so I've added them for you.

"What we will probably end up with is another Dale f*ucking Stephens and five kids "promoted" to the 25 man EPL squad and relegation."

You're welcome.

I hope you are not right about the "relegation" bit sinkov, but it looks a lot like to me that Pope is off as well.

[sinkov]

Don't forget the Burnley cheerleaders.They are out training now in their new uniforms

I know the girl that trains them Barrie, I can probably get you into a training session if you want.