ot Which house plants do you have....

[Steve Miller]

I've got a 5ft avocado that started when I lobbed a stone in the soil. It's very pretty (unlike him) but it has as much chance of bearing fruit as Wayne Rooney with a non brass under the age of 69...

[Steve Miller]

Mother's Tongue.

I completely ignore it. About once or twice a year I might remember to give it water. Keeps on growing

That's mother-in-law's tongue and if you can strap it to an earth rod and wire it to the mains you are definitely best ignoring it whilst padding your turtle dove's ears with asbestos against it

[Steve Miller]

Can't

[Brin]

I have a 12 flower orchid. Only bloomed with 5 last year so really pleased with it this time and, another flower on the way.

[clarkey1974]

The lack of transfer activity at millers as a lot to answer for…

[crashbang]

I have a 12 flower orchid. Only bloomed with 5 last year so really pleased with it this time and, another flower on the way.

try and get a pic tommorow but 30 flower +double stemmed. plant is 5 year old.

[Brin]

try and get a pic tommorow but 30 flower +double stemmed. plant is 5 year old.

[crashbang]

what's the wink for

[Brin]

what's the wink for

To say okay pal, we'll await your picture.

[BramleyMiller58]

The lack of transfer activity at millers as a lot to answer for…

"has" - A reverse ELK !