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04-02-2022, 08:33 PM #11
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The cheese man alway makes me smile
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05-02-2022, 01:10 AM #12
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05-02-2022, 02:57 PM #13
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The funny thing about those jokes Frog was getting my Thai bride to laugh. Blummin hard work, no sense of humour. Well she did marry me.
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05-02-2022, 02:59 PM #14
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My wife asked me how do I grip a golf club ? I said like you do with my peni5. Now she holds the golf club in her mouth.
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05-02-2022, 05:32 PM #15
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Our lass was at it this morning "I'm so wet. Give it to me now" she said.
Told her she should have brought her own umbrella. Wasn't getting mine.
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06-02-2022, 12:02 AM #16
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I was sitting in my local, feeling glum because I haven't been laid for ages. The barman spotted me and said, 'Cheer up mate, it might never happen!'.........
C**t.
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06-02-2022, 12:04 AM #17
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Ever have one of those mornings where you can't even be bothered to get dressed? Anyway, I was arrested at the bus stop.
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06-02-2022, 12:07 AM #18
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Walked into a pub today………It bloody hurt..!.
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06-02-2022, 01:04 AM #19
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It sometimes pays to read a thread before posting
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