Onewin's bottom six dons v Dundee match thread.

[blowupsheep]

I think we’re favourites.

But do you think the dons will actually win?

[Bisconti's balls]

It'll be a dra! Im putting £100 on the dra!

[57vintage]

But do you think the dons will actually win?

Mark Twain: “I was glad to be able to give an immediate answer. I said, ‘I don’t know’.”

[The_Moog]

Anything less than a win and I think we’re playoff bound tbh.

I wouldn’t trust this lot to ever achieve a result, so its gonna be a nervy affair - which doesn’t help us at all.

They’ll battle like they did last week. Us, aye ok.

Still Dingus is the manager so there’s always hope.

Changes needed - some forced others just common sense.

Ramirez needs to be back in - even at 50% effort, he’s the only feckin striker we’ve got so no choice. Pair him with Watkins (if fit) in a two.

Considine has to come in. It would be an absolute dereliction of duty to not change the CH pairing. Drop Bates, boys a disaster. Ramsay to RB, Hayes LB - not ideal but i just dont rate McKenzie at all.

Midfield needs changed with McCrorie out so whatever he does he needs some variety in there as Barron, Ferguson and mcCrorie are too similar.

Not a huge amount of choice, probably Jenks best of a bad lot and at least he’s popped up with a couple of goals.

Either way, likely another eye bleeding dirge of a spectacle, but its only the points that matter just now…

[RED_JOHN]

I wish I’d stayed with the Dandy (see above) rather than spending my ticking-away seconds reading this sort of predictable bilge.

Plenty life left in you yet old dog

[donsdaft]

Korky was a cat

[57vintage]

Dilemma on the in-oot. My instincts are to get along to Pittodrie to watch the latest struggle against the most boondocky of the basement boondockers. That’s what I do on a Saturday, and the Highland League has ended its season last week (Rothes 2 Keith 0).

The new Sister Cookie CD was sent to me to review yesterday. For release on May 6, it is fabulous - a bit Sarah Vaughan, Bessie Smith, even Nina Simone, but plenty of her own identity. Top dollar.

I found out tonight that she’s playing live in Glasgow’s Rum Shack on Saturday night, and it’s impossible for me to do both.

****ing Saturday afternoon KOs. Whose bright idea was that? Boooooo…

https://www.sistercookie.co.uk/watch-her-move

[NaeMairNeeps]

"I found out tonight that she’s playing live in Glasgow’s Rum Shack on Saturday night, and it’s impossible for me to do both."

Ye could tak a gamble on the Dons bein' doon 2-0 by near enough half time, doon tae 10 men, Ojo on for the injured Besuijen, an' showin' nae signs o' gettin' a sniff .... justifyin' a level o' pissed-aff-ness that ye fling yer scarf ( or some ither radge's scarf) ontae the pitch an' stormin' oot o' the grun', cursin' an sweerin by 3.45pm.

.... dependin fan the gig starts, ye might jist squeak it

[Br0chred]

i Dons will be 3-0 up by half time 57, so you could enjoy those goals and then get the train to accommodate the gig.
Great day all round

[NaeMairNeeps]

..... of course there is a further risk to the above gamble. Should it play oot as above ... ye get tae the gig ... anticipatin' an experience tae effectively lift yer mood. ... but ...

Ye catch the whole gig ... the band play a flawless set ... however, their regular sound guy is absent due tae a positive jandeez test, and the replacement hizna a fkn clue - kinda guy fa canna be trusted wi a hairdrier - let alone a mixin desk. This is of little consequence tho, as it was always gonna require a PA system ten times the capacity tae overcome the constant bawlin, shoutin, gruntin racket courtesy o' wall tae wall drunken Weegie minks ... nae tae mention the faa'in aboot, knockin folks drinks ower an the ruckus resulting from each incidence.

Then as ye stand at the bar, like a modern day fitba manager, identifyin' an' playin' up any positives ye can take away fae the experience, an individual, who's body odour hits ye before ye see his King Billy tattoo, recognises yer accent as ye order a 'wee somethin' preferably strong as ****' .... and' addresses ye:

"Haw pal"

"No bad at aw frae ra sheep ra day barah way but naw? Oot ra gemme ba hawf teym an' at naw? Come back wi' Seven. an therr wis mee thinkin' yooz arr sheyt barrahway"

"Hemen ... "PAL" ... Yer excused fae spikkin sh!te fan yer peshed ... but thers some sh!te 'peshed' disna account for .. so fcuk off"

"Naw man ... Ah no diggin ye up pal. Seven pure stoaturs ba ra way.... Odjoh hat-trick, an' a cuppull merr each ba Mung-gummreh an' Kehnideh!