If a blackbird has black babies. And a bluebird has blue babies. Which bird has no babies?....
A swallow
Apparently you're seen as a "loner" or "weird" if you go to the cinema alone, So I took my cat.
If a blackbird has black babies. And a bluebird has blue babies. Which bird has no babies?....
A swallow
Saw a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day. He was wearing a cat flap on his head...