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  1. #1
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    Cumberland Sausages aside..

    Frank / 6EQ explain this..

    The QE II Aircraft carrier weighs 65,000 tonnes & floats..

    If I chop a tree down & carve it into a canoe shape it will float

    If I get a household brick, carve it into a boat shape it sinks…
    If I add ballast tanks to it it, it still sinks
    If I add a balloon to it at risk of the USAF shooting it down.. still sinks…

    Displacement Physics are the same as trying to follow this thread 🤷*♂️

  2. #2
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    Stefan, Im surprised your dck isnt of those proportions already, considering how old you are, and how many times youve pulled on it.

    What are your preferences, 11 inches flaccid or up? If its 11 inches flaccid, then someone will be in for a heart attack shock full blown, no pun intended.

    Species limits counts here, im sure humans can only have dcks so big. You can have an 11 inch dock, i think the Papuan New Guinias people used to hang weights on things.

    Looking at it logically, the body renews its cells every 11 months, which is how cancer patients become cancer free. On a command, the body stops producing cancer cells, even destroys them.

    It will be interesting to see what happens if you apply such to enlarging your dck. It takes more than an obvious command, and i shall keep the process from you, find out for yourself.

    If you follow the disaters of the Cambridge team, you will know that injuries are well into double figures, or have been. New signings get crocked within minutes or days.

    They were about 8th, now rooted at the bottom. Fluke?, i think not.

    Can you keep us informed in regards to your dck size.? We will need a starting measurement. Just keep telling it to get bigger, its not even half the process, but lets see what happens.

    If you request a bigger dck, and feel it, then you may jump species in your next life, to an elephant or a whale. Your genes record everything. I can just imagine you coming before god, and an angel says ..this bloke wants a bigger dck, lord.

    God laughs, and is michevious, and you are reborn with an 11 inch dck in the middle of your forehead. Only kidding. But you will get what you want. Just thinking of a bigger dck now will result in a bigger one, but not to those proportions.

    Again the dimension of creation, and its not resident in a factory, or is understood, especially by carlisle fans.

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post

    I used to fish as a kid, but watching a maggot on a hook struggle in its death throes got to me, i gave up at 13. You will now struggle like a hooked maggot. This thread is beyond you.
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    I don't think you have given up fishing completely and still like to cast some bait out to see if you can get a bite Frank

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