Fear o'Clock Alarm

[sinkov]

The dude in the bar said Saint George was a muesli eating gay chap who fought with the Romans and probably came from Turkey. Which all got me wondering how the feck he managed to get the England gig.

Where've you been anyway mon ami, waiting until 7 at night to post, not a proper St George's Day until some halfwit Lefty tells everyone that Georgie was actually Turkish or Greek Cypriot or something, not a Smoggie or a Scouser anyway, that's for sure. Can you get up earlier next time, you've almost spoilt the day.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Where've you been anyway mon ami, waiting until 7 at night to post, not a proper St George's Day until some halfwit Lefty tells everyone that Georgie was actually Turkish or Greek Cypriot or something, not a Smoggie or a Scouser anyway, that's for sure. Can you get up earlier next time, you've almost spoilt the day.

Because I don’t do xenophobic nonsense I had failed to remember to rattle the cage of the righteous wing of the nationalist tribe whilst lying in the sun in the Canary Islands.

[sinkov]

Because I don’t do xenophobic nonsense I had failed to remember to rattle the cage of the righteous wing of the nationalist tribe whilst lying in the sun in the Canary Islands.

You misunderstand mon ami, it's nothing to do with xenophobic nonsense, Lefties getting their knickers in a twist on St George's day is all part of the rich tapestry of our national culture, in fact it makes the day. The day would be next to meaningless without Lefty toys coming out of the pram, imagine an English summer without Royal Ascot, Wimbledon, Trooping the Colour, a Test Match at Lords, wouldn't be the same would it ? So stop being a spoilsport.

[Norder]

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...... no noisy fear alert anywhere in the Norder household, but anyway, from reports, it was a complete failure in that the majority didn't hear a peep from their toys/tracking devices, seems that Infosys , the IT company who were given the subcontracted/contract are as dysfunctional as the PM Sanusk, which makes sense it being his father-in-laws business.

[sinkov]

My sister-in-law arrived on the dot of 3pm and her phone started bleeping as she walked through the door. She knew nothing about it and I had to explain what the bleeping was, I told her she could turn emergency alerts off if she wanted, which she did immediately. I still think most of the sheeple in the UK will be quite relaxed about this latest government intrusion into their lives. They actually want to be led by the nose and told what to do.

[Norder]

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My sister-in-law arrived on the dot of 3pm and her phone started bleeping as she walked through the door. She knew nothing about it and I had to explain what the bleeping was, I told her she could turn emergency alerts off if she wanted, which she did immediately. I still think most of the sheeple in the UK will be quite relaxed about this latest government intrusion into their lives. They actually want to be led by the nose and told what to do.

dont give them ideas Sinkov.....I see they already have a ceramic finger ring to make payments etc....


https://gotapster.com/en-gb/products/paymentring-black



just move it up a little and.....

[sinkov]

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https://gotapster.com/en-gb/products/paymentring-black



just move it up a little and.....

Just seen this in the FAQs,

"FAQ

I DON´T KNOW MY RING SIZE "

What on earth has that got to do with it ?

[Norder]

Just seen this in the FAQs,

"FAQ

I DON´T KNOW MY RING SIZE "

What on earth has that got to do with it ?

I think, those considered more prone to disobedience ,get thicker rings - Sinkov, e.g, BT will need something like ......


.....this.

[outwoodclaret]

I just had an emergency alert on my mobile phone and with the spectre of recent events in Lebanon forefront in my mind rather than pick it up and answer I jumped ten feet backwards. The thought I have now though is “Where is Norder?”. Has he returned to his secret underground bunker or what.

[alfinyalcabo]

Come back Norder..We need your knowledge. 😁