Payment made.

[howoldboy]

me be your nurse? If you insist! I'll be making you cups of chocolate from melted bars of extra strength ex-lax. Then i'll be cleaning all your soiled bits with a wire brush. I'll be swapping your false teeth with 104 year old hilda's in the next room for a laugh, and that nasty discharge she keeps coughing up i'll be stirring into your porridge. I'll be swapping your hemorrhoid cream for chiili paste, putting dud batteries in your hearing aids, cleaning your specs with a brillo pad, filling your socks with itching powder, telling the chefs to jizz on you meals before sprinkling phall curry powder on them, shaking you awake at 3am every morning screaming "frank, you've won predictocomp!"

ooooh yes, i'll be your nurse.

[Chauncey]

I'll be swapping your false teeth with 104 year old Hilda's in the next room for a laugh, and that nasty discharge she keeps coughing up I'll be stirring into your porridge. .

I honestly feel sick at reading that 🤢

[Psaw]

Your out of your league mate, if you did any of that id have to speak to Stefan, a nephew., im a first generation immigrant, we have a society within a society.

He said something about helping out if needed. Option two would be lure you into the sluice, there must be a thousand sharp implements i could get hold of. Id stuff a sock into your mouth then cut cut cut. Id hold up your knackers up to my ears, so you could see that before you passed on.

Using your entrails i would write " I did this" on the wall. Iwould then blame John a resident, despite being soaked in your blood, and the staff would believe me, as all people born post 1990 are congernitally stupid.

If by some chance i was blamed, what else could go wrong, im already in a nursing home. If they put me in prison id still be watching bbc1 all day. In prison i could get weed, alcohol, maybe a bird. Three meals a day, which is probably two more than you.

My fear would be that John would carry the can.