We need jokes

[CAMiller]

Rang the circus earlier to speak to Marvo The Human Fireball

They said he'd gone out ��

The old uns are the best !!!!!

It's not that old. You only told it 14 minutes ago.

[clarkey1974]

Two dragons walk into a pub.one says “it’s hot in here innit.”..other one says “shut your mouth.”..

[South Coast Miller]

Two lions walk into a pub and one says, "Not many people in here tonight."

[Stansmate]

It came up as not sent 1st time !!!

[howdydoo]

What do you get if you sell a load of Filofax to the mafia?

Well organised crime.

For you:

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

[LincsMiller]

Worked at Billy Smarts circus for 13 years, I didn't perform but I was the only one who could get the tent back in its bag !


Copyright Mick Miller

I lost my hair when I was 18 years old..what a card game that was ...

[sawmiller]

During choir practice the teacher turns to one tone deaf member as asks:

“Would you like to sing solo?”

Somewhat surprised they answer “I’d love to”

“Good, now sing so low we can’t f*****g hear you!”



Two fish in a tank - one turns to the other and says “How the feck do you drive this thing?”

[Ronners]

I used to have a loving family, a nice house and good car until I got involved with drugs.

Now I have an island and a yacht.

[gru]

he said I didn't say kneecap her!

I * punchline up! aa usual.

[Millmoordays]

Oldest joke you know?

Two flies playing football in a saucer, one says it’s fed up doing it…..other says, cheer up we are playing in the cup next week.