There are jokes, then there are jokes.
Do you attach any credibility to a report which refers to 'Notts' Forest?
Living in Cyprus and mingling with ex-pat football fans, I have educated them all as to the correct terminology and the taboo it represents to use it wrongly. It's now become a bit of a joke that the blokes here refer to me as the Nottingham County fan, grrrrrrr
Spoke to an Owls fan I know in Seoul who adopted FC Seoul years ago. Lingard is their captain and seems settled - no indication he'd want to return to Nottingham on either side of the Trent.
Obviously not true - not just because we can't afford him but also because he's the antithesis of the type of player we're trying to sign in every way.
Nay, nay and thrice nay.