Ugly Premier League Players

[Shadrack the Red]

John Bettany

Good shout !!! , he looked about 60 and that was being kind !!! , Brian Mahony or the flying pig as we used to call him was no oil painting either lol

[pass_and_move]

As ugly premiership players are concerned Luke Chadwick
Mesut Ozil
Both spring to mind

Good lookers
Patrick Berger
Ashley Ward
David Beckham
spring to mind

Hope this helps

[Young_Nudger]

I always thought Richard Keogh was really ugly - especially for televised football.

[Young_Nudger]

I always thought Richard Keogh was really ugly - especially for televised football.

He wer oreyt if yer wer watching football ont wireless.

[Young_Nudger]

He wer oreyt if yer wer watching football ont wireless.

Keogh - always seemed to have a mis-shaped heead - a bit of the elephant man going on - but that just might be his daft hair cut.
And he?s also got staring boggli eyes.

Wouldn?t surprise me to hear the Elephant Man was his father - while his mother was Marty Feldman?s sister.
Scary.

[Young_Nudger]

If Hourihane does any television interviews at the side of Keogh - then Hourihane will be thinking he looks like Rock Hudson compared to Keogh.